sally
Junior Member
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Post by sally on Mar 15, 2007 23:04:31 GMT
Once upon a time...... A guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after, and went shopping, dancing, lunching, drinking martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had s.e.x with whomever she pleased......did whatever the heck she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself. She watched chick flicks, never wore lacy lingere that went up her A.r.s.e., had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and farted whenever she wanted to.......................... THE END
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Post by hazyldust on Mar 15, 2007 23:18:26 GMT
Funny stuff!
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Post by sammie on Mar 16, 2007 0:48:42 GMT
love it!!
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Post by kelsy on Mar 16, 2007 2:16:29 GMT
Haha, that really IS a fairy tale.
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Post by debbie on Mar 16, 2007 14:11:37 GMT
If only you knew that before you said 'yes'!
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Post by cesca on Mar 18, 2007 22:03:59 GMT
lol love it
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Post by Kirsty on Mar 18, 2007 22:41:57 GMT
LOL!
*Note to self, always say no*
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Post by debbie on Mar 19, 2007 11:16:17 GMT
. . . . even to the hoff?
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Post by Kirsty on Mar 19, 2007 20:15:40 GMT
. . . . even to the hoff? Ha! Especially the Hoff! Have you not seen the video to Jump in my Car? We all know what happens if you say yes to the Hoff - he boots you out!
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Post by debbie on Mar 20, 2007 15:23:44 GMT
Ha! Especially the Hoff! Have you not seen the video to Jump in my Car? We all know what happens if you say yes to the Hoff - he boots you out! Sadly I have and I'm trying to forget it
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Post by cesca on Mar 20, 2007 21:51:39 GMT
*shudders* I still have nightmares!
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Post by Kirsty on Mar 24, 2007 22:56:53 GMT
*shudders* I still have nightmares! You love it!!
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Post by cesca on Mar 25, 2007 11:43:55 GMT
*shudders* I still have nightmares! You love it!! *looks around quickly* yeahhhhhhhh
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Post by Kirsty on Mar 26, 2007 19:58:15 GMT
*looks around quickly* yeahhhhhhhh Lol
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