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Post by ellen on Feb 11, 2009 10:19:40 GMT
* Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone * Man who run in front of car get tired * Man who run behind car get exhausted * Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day * Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ * Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok * Man with one chopstick go hungry * Man who eat many prunes get good run for money * Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk * Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth * War does not determine who's right; war determine who's left * Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house * Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night * It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it * Man who drive like hell bound to get there * Man who stand on toilet is high on pot * Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
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Post by debbie on Feb 11, 2009 12:01:22 GMT
Thank you for making me laugh this morning ellen! Brilliant!
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Post by jimee on Feb 11, 2009 13:37:35 GMT
Haha
Awesome ellen!
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Post by miss_ing on Feb 11, 2009 21:37:50 GMT
love it! thanks ellen. x
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Post by em on Feb 12, 2009 21:24:15 GMT
haha brilliant!! loved that ellen!!
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Post by Kirsty on Feb 22, 2009 19:16:55 GMT
Lol I love it!
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